Twelve Days of Christmas

I always hated this song when I was growing up. Redundancy, birds, inanity, birds, too many people, and birds being primary reasons. But Brian has fixed that! This Christmas we present the Twelve Days of Axis and Allies©. Full of things Brian loves! Like tanks! And paratroopers! And artillery, mounted troops, and infantry! He doesn't actually love the boats, (except submarines because, y'know, Marines) but they're better than leaping lords, right? I mean, why are the lords leaping? Paratroopers make so much more sense.

  A very Merry Christmas to you all!